a new era, a new profile

I was born, raised and educated in the white trash ghetto of campo de ourique in lisbon.
I do drink water but I prefer vodka. I don´t trust many people. I have learned /the hard way) to be selective about the company I keep. I tend to prefer straight company although 3 of my really close friends are gay. I would never aspire to be "straight-acting" whatever that means. does it mean you have to wear naff sports clothes, have a bad hair cut, own a pit bull, watch football and treat women like shit? It´s a meaningless term. I thrive on sarcasm and a pretence of bitchiness. I never email people as often as I should. I´m an haagen-dazs-a-holic. I have a serious sweet tooth. I love cheese and marmalade cubes. I eat meat. I smoke tobacco to. I have 5 tattoos. nothing is pierced and never will be - I just don´t think it would suit me. I prefer sex in a relationship but unfortunately one eludes me. I didn´t think I got turned on by uniforms but I was watching Cher´s "turn back time" video on the TV recently and have to admit that seeing al those american sailors in their white uniforms with flared trousers and those cute little hats was quite a turn-on. I´m not impressed with fashion labels but I do like well made clothes which may often have a "label". I love almost all sorts of music - anything from joy division to natália de andrade.